Dear So and So

[Fredwina]

Dear politcal canididate:
I really apperciate that you mailed that flyer. Now I know your opponent is a scum sucker, lair, and a tax cheat.
But, He mailed me a flyer, too. According to him, your'e a doublespeaker and and an evildoer who was once on the same continient as Osama Bin Lauden.
not to mention that I've already sent in my ballot

[lph]

Now I know your opponent is a scum sucker, lair, and a tax cheat.
But, He mailed me a flyer, too. According to him, your'e a doublespeaker and and an evildoer who was once on the same continient as Osama Bin Lauden.

*hee hee hee*

Your political campaigns are a lot more fun than ours are!

[deedolce]

Dear Karma,

You're getting fast! Is it the times? Will it come back at me because I felt a twinge of satisfaction hearing him announce at a staff meeting (a previous FWB that lasted over a year, and was really a jerk that liked to twist the knife, knowing I had developed feelings for him... Note to self: FWB is a bad idea for me!!!) that he was engaged to a married woman??

[carpaltunnel]

I'm going on medical leave in 3 days.

Yeah, hey Snap, design me a database before you go, willya? I don't have time to write a specification or talk to you about it, just make it like that one only different. You know what I mean.
What are you, negative? Not a team player?



Sounds familiar. Bozos.

[Biciclista]

Dear DeeDolce
what's a FWB?
Flat walled Butthead?
Free Willing Bachelor
Fuzzy White Boar?

I give up.

thanks,
acronymly challenged
Mimi

[Blueberry]

Dear Mimi - I suspect it's a Friend with Benefits, but I could be off.

CA

[Veronica]

Dear DeeDolce
what's a FWB?
Flat walled Butthead?
Free Willing Bachelor
Fuzzy White Boar?

I give up.

thanks,
acronymly challenged
Mimi

Google knows all. I did a search on FWB . It came up with Friend with Benefits.

According to the Urban Dictionary: FWB

1. casual relationship implying no committment, but involving companionship (the friends bit) and some sort of physical element like making out, sex, baseball (the benefits). although rumored to be a myth, absolutely possible.

2. When two people aren't officially going out but have sex anyway.

3. friends w/benefits- when two can make a mess (sexually, mentally, and otherwise) and not have to clean it up

[deedolce]

Dear DeeDolce
what's a FWB?
Flat walled Butthead?
Free Willing Bachelor
Fuzzy White Boar?

I give up.

thanks,
acronymly challenged
Mimi

LOL!!! I like that first one....my vote goes there.

[Irulan]

Dear Customer,
My policy is "clothing must be freshly laundered, not washed and worn a few times, this is Washington state health code".

If there are crispy granola bars and money in your pockets, I KNOW you didn't wash it. I buy the same brand of granola bars and trust me, they wouldn't look like that if they went through the wash.

Dried snot on the sleeves, ketchup, BO, collar grime, mud... please don't tell me you washed it because I know you didn't.

And yes, if you hassle me about why I sent your stuff back, unrepaired, and you don't seem to get it, I WILL say the following "How would you like to handle a stranger's dirty laundry?" Don't tell me I"m tactless, you are the one that sent me your icky ski coat.

gg

yes, people ARE this clueless and gross.

[SadieKate]

Oh, gross. My skin is crawling.