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  1. #1
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    Dear snap,

    Surely your computer has an FMB. No?????

    Signed in empathy,
    SK
    Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SadieKate View Post
    Dear snap,

    Surely your computer has an FMB. No?????
    FMB??????

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    Dear house of mine,

    If I have to call another repairman out for you anytime in the next 30 days then you are getting sent to a time out in the naughty corner, mister!!!!! NO MORE REPAIR BILLS, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sincerely,
    Frustrated homeowner

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    Dear Vision,

    Please don't get worse. I know you aren't that nad but considering I went 24+ years with 20-20 I don't like your prescription doubling in one year. Pooh on you.

    Signed,
    Getting a little more nearsighted!
    Amanda

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    Dear politcal canididate:
    I really apperciate that you mailed that flyer. Now I know your opponent is a scum sucker, lair, and a tax cheat.
    But, He mailed me a flyer, too. According to him, your'e a doublespeaker and and an evildoer who was once on the same continient as Osama Bin Lauden.
    not to mention that I've already sent in my ballot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredwina View Post
    Now I know your opponent is a scum sucker, lair, and a tax cheat.
    But, He mailed me a flyer, too. According to him, your'e a doublespeaker and and an evildoer who was once on the same continient as Osama Bin Lauden.
    *hee hee hee*

    Your political campaigns are a lot more fun than ours are!
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    Dear Karma,

    You're getting fast! Is it the times? Will it come back at me because I felt a twinge of satisfaction hearing him announce at a staff meeting (a previous FWB that lasted over a year, and was really a jerk that liked to twist the knife, knowing I had developed feelings for him... Note to self: FWB is a bad idea for me!!!) that he was engaged to a married woman??


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    Quote Originally Posted by withm View Post
    FMB??????
    Effin' magic button.
    Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SadieKate View Post
    Effin' magic button.
    Effin' More Bikes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velobambina View Post
    Effin' More Bikes!!!
    hm, I have a guy like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by withm View Post
    FMB??????
    FWB I got but this

    Find Me Banana?
    For More Booty?
    Five Man Boat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
    FWB I got but this

    Find Me Banana?
    For More Booty?
    Five Man Boat?
    Find More Booty!!

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    I hope someone clears that up for us before too long!

    Here's what I found on an acronym search:

    Flavored Malt Beverage
    Feed My Brain (nutritional supplement)
    Fumble
    Fantasy Marching Band

    I think my computer has had all of those at one time or another... usually the latter two happen after too many of the first one...
    Speed comes from what you put behind you. - Judi Ketteler

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    Dear Guy in cube next to me,
    Would you please quit cussing at your computer. I'm tired of the outbursts. Yell at the guys in IT if you have to yell at someone. Try shutting down your game program, and private email - both of which you seem to have open all the time. Maybe then your work project will go smoother.

    Thank you.
    Beth

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmccasland View Post
    Dear Guy in cube next to me,
    Would you please quit cussing at your computer. I'm tired of the outbursts. Yell at the guys in IT if you have to yell at someone. Try shutting down your game program, and private email - both of which you seem to have open all the time. Maybe then your work project will go smoother.

    Thank you.
    Send your cube neighbor to sit by my cussing, off key singing, random outburst one. It would be good times for all.
    Amanda

    2011 Specialized Epic Comp 29er | Specialized Phenom | "Marie Laveau"
    2007 Cannondale Synapse Carbon Road | Selle Italia Lady Gel Flow | "Miranda"


    You don't have to be great to get started, but you do have to get started to be great. -Lee J. Colan

 

 

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