Dear people at work,

I'm going on medical leave in 3 days. In that time I need to be sure my minion is comfortable with what he has to do, my open projects are either finished or someone knows what to do with them, have a couple of different meetings, and meet with my neurosurgeon. Requesting that I design a brand new database "before I leave" is the stupidest thing I've heard. Do you think I wave a wand and "zing" there's what you want, or that I magically pull these things out of my a**? How stupid are you people!!