Oh CC sending a big hug your way.
I can not add much to the great advice already given but I can say that Aussie car parks are not known for having heaps of room to manouver. You will not be the last person to have a scrap with a pole in one of these horrid car parks.

You are definitely not a dork. Hey I don't ride with dorks.

Trek who has been known to do lots of dorky things hawk.