Dear Mr President/CEO...

How is it that an employee near me reads the paper all day and has been doing this for 10 years I hear. I have been here in 3yrs and this man hardly works... yet he is still employed.

We hire contractors for a high premium to do extra work for us, but you are forking out probably $70K a year for this bum to sit and read the paper all day.

How does that work and can I have a job like that? How is it that managers see this and continue to turn their heads?