Too old, wrong size, and not enough boobage.

Guess I shouldn't be wearing Moving Comfort anymore? I don't seem to meet the criteria.

Oh, shucks, and here I am sitting at my computer wearing... oh, I guess 2 items of Moving Comfort? And I own maybe 8 or 10 more pieces?

Time to stop buying Moving Comfort. Even though I've worn their stuff for years, I'm just too old now.

Bummer.

(helpful hint for the irony impaired: "old" chicks wear Moving Comfort. Get some "old" chicks in your ads, ok?)