Dear Lord, you are talking about THE Flatbush Avenue, aren't you?

You must have one weird looking pedal to make that mark pattern on your leg. Ouch!

I'm glad you are alright and I'll be sharing the photo of your leg with our morgue investigators (who collect such bizarre things) in case they need to identify such marks on a body.

My goodness but that sounds morbid and it was a joke. Well the morgue investigators actually DO collect such things and you will notice that people who work in the morgue have a very strange sense of humor.

Forget everything I said....I'm just glad you made it alive across FLATBUSH AVENUE!!!!!