Well I'm glad everyone was OK. Sheesh.

In my last "muffy" experience, a woman had four dogs on retractable leashes. I just stopped and waited. By the look on her face, she could have been juggling cats. What a sight. What a way to not control any of your pets.

A prior "muffy" was someone with a bunch of little dogs on leashes. I slowly crawled by and noticed that one of the dogs was running free. This little guy wouldn't get out of my line, and meanwhile one of the leashed dogs started growling and bearing its teeth. I thought, please let me out of this before Killer starts chewing my ankles.

(Apologies to anyone with pets named Muffy.)