What's the new 'epic'?

[Zen]

I've given this a lot of thought. Too much, in fact.
I had a dream that I was out riding with Diving Biker and we ran into this guy on the road. He looked like Harry Potter,was wearing a morning coat, and had just walked back from getting a new tire at a bike shop in a nearby town.
He was walking because he was such a purist he wouldn't accept a ride.
He was riding and unnamed custom bike with wooden fenders.

I still haven't come up with a word.

When I think of 'epic', I think of the Iliad and the Odyssey or some too-long movie that involves lots of fighting and period costumes.

I considered 'Adventure Ride' but that sounds like an amusement park.
Maybe a word that ends in '-ian' as in "That ride was Fredwinian"

No, huh?

For Zen...Using Irulan's Urban Dictionary as a guide, I'd recommend you request that they use "kicka$$" in all places described as "epic" and see where that takes you!

I like kicka$$.