How about Jeanne d'Arc, or Joan of Arc if you are more inclined towards the English? At least it keeps the J intact. Jammin' Joan the Jamis. or something. I have a Jamis, too, but I just call it The Jamis. Highly uncreative, but it gets the job done.
As for bikes made in the US, there are quite a few small framebuilders, so the next time you want a US-made bike, go custom. Luna, Gunnar, Waterford, Vanilla, Sweat Pea, Bike Friday, Rivendell, and many others that I don't know about...




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