Remember grrls... boys gots "hoses". It's all in where they aim 'em.

As a former "dresser" of drag queens, I learned more than any woman should about when to hold 'em or when to fold 'em.

The only time in my life I've ever had "hose envy" (watchin' that censor) is when I'm out somewhere and need to winky.

spazz, a dog who needs to squat... no fire hydrants for me