Quote Originally Posted by RoadRaven View Post
Just cook a steak in loads of butter before you leave for the venue, keep it in your back pocket - unwrapped of course so it can absorb the salt you lose - and then whip it out and gnaw on it when you collapse at the end!

Erk. That should keep me feeling queasy for the WHOLE ride.

"Glommed" - one of the perks of being bilingual is you can get away with being kreatif with either language, and people just assume you're more proficient in the other language.