Bored of black shorts

[Flybye]

When I am thin and gorgeous, wait, I'm already gorgeous, anyway, I'm gonna ride my bike in these:

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa9303.html#i

That will prevent all the boys from passing me!

I wonder if those run small - Hahahaha! I bet they have sold like one pair in 15 years. Baffled. Just Baffled. They'd make fun pajamas.