You never know when info on renting a camel will come in handy, thanks for the link sadie!

V - it's much safer to ride a camel after tee many martoonis than to drive.....

In honor of Bastille Day, my friends and I thought is would be handy to learn a few french phrases.

There's a corpse on the bed. Please change the sheets.
Il y a un cadavre sur le lit. S'il vous plaît, faites changer les draps.

I would very much like to meet you again when you are sober.
Je referai volontiers connaissance quand vous serez Ã* jeun.

and my favorite:

I know I'm naked, could you just tell me how to get back to the hotel?
Je le sais bien que je suis Ã* poil; je veux simplement savoir comment rentrer Ã* l'hôtel.