I'd love to ride "le tour de pierogi"! In my mind's eye, it's a winter tour with piping hot pierogi offered at frequent rest stops.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierogi

My family calls them "vareniki" but they're the same thing. Potato filled dumplings. Yum! No bonking on this tour, but you might need a 4 hr nap and a kick in the backside to get back on the bike.

I really would like to do a long tour someday, but the food issue scares me. I'm a veggie, and I don't eat hydrogenated oil or high fructose corn syrup (aka junk). I imagine I'd be forced to give in on the latter 2 things, and often the only vegetarian option in a lot of diner type places is iceburg lettuce salad. Not exactly pierogi.