Dear Sand Man,

I would really like to sleep. I mean, it's been a couple days and I'm starting to get a little loopy. So, if you could possibly find time to drop by and sprinkle some sleep dust around me, that would be awesome. I caught myself eyeing the muscle relaxers in the medicine drawer earlier. I'd rather not take one, because while I know it'll probably put me to sleep, it will also leave me feeling like a freight train hit me for about 16 hours after I wake up.

Thanks,
Totally Exhausted But Somehow Not Sleepy Dex