Dear So and So

[GLC1968]

Dear bank that owns the house in Banks (ironic, isn't it?) -

Please get off your hiney and do something. You have been sitting on one offer for 30 days now. You've now also been sitting on our offer for more than 2 weeks. Don't you want to get this house off your records and sold? Please initiate some action towards this end. To put it simply, we'd like you to ___ or get off the pot, please.

Thank you very much,
GLC & Mr GLC

[Flybye]

Dear bank that owns the house in Banks (ironic, isn't it?) -

Please get off your hiney and do something. You have been sitting on one offer for 30 days now. You've now also been sitting on our offer for more than 2 weeks. Don't you want to get this house off your records and sold? Please initiate some action towards this end. To put it simply, we'd like you to ___ or get off the pot, please.

Thank you very much,
GLC & Mr GLC

Banks?? DH was offered a large sum of $$ to relocate there and take a job in 1998. We aren't there
Dear Bank - Get away from the donuts and crack the whip!

[bmccasland]

Dear X of my neighbor,
Why, oh why do you push your difficult break up on the entire neighborhood, at night? Go home, go to bed, that's where I was before the police arrived. Yes, the weather's nice so my windows are open, and my bedroom window is only 15 feet from your driveway, would you for once recognize that maybe you're disturbing the peace? My peaceful sleep?

Thank you to the fine folks in blue that have been able to referee this mess and keep them moderately civil. Now could you convince the parties to do this settlement during daylight hours?

[redrhodie]

Dear X of my neighbor,
Why, oh why do you push your difficult break up on the entire neighborhood, at night? Go home, go to bed, that's where I was before the police arrived. Yes, the weather's nice so my windows are open, and my bedroom window is only 15 feet from your driveway, would you for once recognize that maybe you're disturbing the peace? My peaceful sleep?

Thank you to the fine folks in blue that have been able to referee this mess and keep them moderately civil. Now could you convince the parties to do this settlement during daylight hours?

Boy, Beth, I feel your pain. Nothing worse than being awakened by fighting. It's sounding like this could end REALLY badly. They sound out of control. Be careful.

[crazybikinchic]

Please consider my application. I work really hard and could really use the funds. Pleeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Broke Student

PS. I will no longer be able to work in the upcoming year due to clinicals along with my classes.

[dex]

Dear Sand Man,

I would really like to sleep. I mean, it's been a couple days and I'm starting to get a little loopy. So, if you could possibly find time to drop by and sprinkle some sleep dust around me, that would be awesome. I caught myself eyeing the muscle relaxers in the medicine drawer earlier. I'd rather not take one, because while I know it'll probably put me to sleep, it will also leave me feeling like a freight train hit me for about 16 hours after I wake up.

Thanks,
Totally Exhausted But Somehow Not Sleepy Dex

[Flybye]

Dear Sleepy Dex,
My hubby is a pharmacist and advocates Benadryl to help sleep if it is only used now and again. Good luck - Hope you sleep like a log!
Fly

[IFjane]

Dear Powers That Be,

Stay tuned for huge whine....

[VeloVT]

Dex:
Time-release Ambien ROCKS.

[Blueberry]

Dear Partner:

Grow a heart. Or at least some decency. I've had to cancel plans 2 of the last 3 weekends because you said you wouldn't need me, and then decided you did. Usually as you were walking out the door on Friday to enjoy your weekend. I canceled 2 dinners with my 85 year old grandmother this past weekend The last one when I had specifically asked you how long you would need me.

Today - you emailed, and said I needed to plan to work late Tues and Thurs. OK. But now, I'm stuck at the office waiting on a client to send changes, and to then make all revisions while you're at home with your kid. I understand you're a partner in a large firm and therefore think you're the be-all, end-all for all things. But could you grow a little decency....

A disgruntled associate who is about to turn in her notice,
CA

[redrhodie]

Dear CA,

Good things are coming your way

RR

[dex]

Dear Flybye (and makers of Benadryl),

Thank you. I finally slept.

Dex

[imdeanna]

Dear Boyfriend,
Tomorrow is our 3rd anniversary….

CAN I PLEASE GET A NICE PRETTY SHINY THING THAT FITS ON MY "SIZE 7" LEFT RING FINGER???????????????????? PLEASE?????????????????????????????

[sundial]

Dear Nasty Protozoa,

Thanks so much for being the uninvited guest in our yard and home. I really appreciate you attacking my doggies which resulted in the nasty gut reaction they experienced. So today it was Two for Monday at the vet.

Next time, pick on a lower life form.

Sincerely,
Dog Ma

[ikkin]

dear best boss in the world,

stop making it so hard for me to leave!!

yours truly,
peter pan