Dear So and So

[bmccasland]

Dear X of my neighbor,
Why, oh why do you push your difficult break up on the entire neighborhood, at night? Go home, go to bed, that's where I was before the police arrived. Yes, the weather's nice so my windows are open, and my bedroom window is only 15 feet from your driveway, would you for once recognize that maybe you're disturbing the peace? My peaceful sleep?

Thank you to the fine folks in blue that have been able to referee this mess and keep them moderately civil. Now could you convince the parties to do this settlement during daylight hours?

[redrhodie]

Dear X of my neighbor,
Why, oh why do you push your difficult break up on the entire neighborhood, at night? Go home, go to bed, that's where I was before the police arrived. Yes, the weather's nice so my windows are open, and my bedroom window is only 15 feet from your driveway, would you for once recognize that maybe you're disturbing the peace? My peaceful sleep?

Thank you to the fine folks in blue that have been able to referee this mess and keep them moderately civil. Now could you convince the parties to do this settlement during daylight hours?

Boy, Beth, I feel your pain. Nothing worse than being awakened by fighting. It's sounding like this could end REALLY badly. They sound out of control. Be careful.

[crazybikinchic]

Please consider my application. I work really hard and could really use the funds. Pleeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Broke Student

PS. I will no longer be able to work in the upcoming year due to clinicals along with my classes.

[dex]

Dear Sand Man,

I would really like to sleep. I mean, it's been a couple days and I'm starting to get a little loopy. So, if you could possibly find time to drop by and sprinkle some sleep dust around me, that would be awesome. I caught myself eyeing the muscle relaxers in the medicine drawer earlier. I'd rather not take one, because while I know it'll probably put me to sleep, it will also leave me feeling like a freight train hit me for about 16 hours after I wake up.

Thanks,
Totally Exhausted But Somehow Not Sleepy Dex

[Flybye]

Dear Sleepy Dex,
My hubby is a pharmacist and advocates Benadryl to help sleep if it is only used now and again. Good luck - Hope you sleep like a log!
Fly

[IFjane]

Dear Powers That Be,

Stay tuned for huge whine....

[VeloVT]

Dex:
Time-release Ambien ROCKS.