Dear So and So

[sundial]

Dear Potential Home Buyer,

I know you are searching for the perfect home for your pet. Firenze11 has just the home! It is neat, tidy and comes furnished with pet hair. What more could you ask? Oh, and the price is just right. Please make a bid soon so she doesn't have to bust her hiney day in and day out just to keep the house extra clean for non-pet buyers.

Sincerely,
Dyson Dame

[teawoman]

Dear Weather Gods:

Will you PLEASE get with it so we can have some spring rides with our club? 3/4 scheduled rides have been cancelled over the last 2 weeks because of SNOW. Hello? It's the end of April already!

Our weekly rides are supposed to start today. It's raining AND snowing out there. Yesterday it was beautiful. Tomorrow it's supposed to be beautiful again. Please make sure from now on that all the Wednesdays are nice.

Thank you kindly,
Me

[GLC1968]

Dear bank that owns the house in Banks (ironic, isn't it?) -

Please get off your hiney and do something. You have been sitting on one offer for 30 days now. You've now also been sitting on our offer for more than 2 weeks. Don't you want to get this house off your records and sold? Please initiate some action towards this end. To put it simply, we'd like you to ___ or get off the pot, please.

Thank you very much,
GLC & Mr GLC

[Flybye]

Dear bank that owns the house in Banks (ironic, isn't it?) -

Please get off your hiney and do something. You have been sitting on one offer for 30 days now. You've now also been sitting on our offer for more than 2 weeks. Don't you want to get this house off your records and sold? Please initiate some action towards this end. To put it simply, we'd like you to ___ or get off the pot, please.

Thank you very much,
GLC & Mr GLC

Banks?? DH was offered a large sum of $$ to relocate there and take a job in 1998. We aren't there
Dear Bank - Get away from the donuts and crack the whip!

[bmccasland]

Dear X of my neighbor,
Why, oh why do you push your difficult break up on the entire neighborhood, at night? Go home, go to bed, that's where I was before the police arrived. Yes, the weather's nice so my windows are open, and my bedroom window is only 15 feet from your driveway, would you for once recognize that maybe you're disturbing the peace? My peaceful sleep?

Thank you to the fine folks in blue that have been able to referee this mess and keep them moderately civil. Now could you convince the parties to do this settlement during daylight hours?

[redrhodie]

Dear X of my neighbor,
Why, oh why do you push your difficult break up on the entire neighborhood, at night? Go home, go to bed, that's where I was before the police arrived. Yes, the weather's nice so my windows are open, and my bedroom window is only 15 feet from your driveway, would you for once recognize that maybe you're disturbing the peace? My peaceful sleep?

Thank you to the fine folks in blue that have been able to referee this mess and keep them moderately civil. Now could you convince the parties to do this settlement during daylight hours?

Boy, Beth, I feel your pain. Nothing worse than being awakened by fighting. It's sounding like this could end REALLY badly. They sound out of control. Be careful.

[crazybikinchic]

Please consider my application. I work really hard and could really use the funds. Pleeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Broke Student

PS. I will no longer be able to work in the upcoming year due to clinicals along with my classes.