Dear Potential Home Buyer,

I know you are searching for the perfect home for your pet. Firenze11 has just the home! It is neat, tidy and comes furnished with pet hair. What more could you ask? Oh, and the price is just right. Please make a bid soon so she doesn't have to bust her hiney day in and day out just to keep the house extra clean for non-pet buyers.

Sincerely,
Dyson Dame