HAHAHAHAHAAAA This thread is killing me, what with Amazing Multitasking Mascarawoman, goats in the front seat and Killer Millipedes massing outside for an invasion. And the noodles... I can barely eat with chopsticks using both hands and concentrating, let alone drive a car! And the porn guy!!

And I get amused if the stuffed toy dog in someones back window turns out to be a real Bichon Frise. Dang, I live in a boring country!