This whole thread just reads to me like the opening scenes in a new mega-monster horror movie "Attack of the Millipedes!"

Just don't go down into your cellar at night to investigate some strange sound (the pitter-patter of millions of tiny feet?) with a flickering flashlight.

(The only thing worse - to me - than large, hairy insects are way too many small multi-legged ones. Ugh. I'm with Jobob - no pictures!)