I'll take my state TYVM! we don't have earthquakes or tornadoes here and I've experienced both. The only thing I've got to worry about is fire - and I promise you can see And smell one of those coming! (ok...so we do have dormant volcanoes on the west side of the city but they haven't been active in something like millions of years so I'm not really counting those! )
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"