Dear So and So

[OakLeaf]

Dear (Male) Student with the gold lame stretch tights and red velvet cape,

I know this is an art school, but, ew.

Signed,
Even though I'm liberal, I'll always be conservative to you...
~Anon Staffperson

LMAO

I'm remembering an English seminar in the dim reaches of time. The professor came to class wearing a bright yellow suit, and a tie, I don't remember the color, but even louder than the suit.

Halfway into the class, a student stumbles in, bleary-eyed, bed-headed before that was the fashion, and still wearing his purple pajamas.

Without missing a beat, the professor looks at him and says, "I didn't think anyone was going to upstage me today."