Queer-eye for the straight woman

[boy in a kilt]

I've always been taught that in the business world, dark suits are basically your uniform. These rules of thumb may be a little dated, but brown suits are considered "weak". Also, double-breasted suits are generally only appropriate for men of higher status.

Fortunately, I've never had a job wear I had to wear a suit and am not likely to do so because I don't have the qualifications to get such a job.

I'm kinda weird about jerseys. I'm fat enough that I look like a sausage in most jerseys. I'm also cheap enough that if I drop more than about $40 on a jersey, it had best be wool. Those two things alone rule out most of the colorful ones.