Dear So and So

[snapdragen]

Dear tiny member of the management team. Just because you are 4'11" and have a voice like Minnie Mouse, doesn't mean we all think you're cute as pie. After asking you for the last month what items you would like on our meeting agenda - and telling you it would be finalized yesterday before I went home at 4 - you send me a list of crap late last night, after I've left. Why do you sit on this stuff, then try to make it look like I'm not doing my job? Do you not realize I keep every single email you send, just to cover my butt? You look like a fool.

///she's a tiny thing, maybe no one would notice if I buried her out in the garden......

[crazycanuck]

Perhaps she could go missing like Jimmy Hoffa

[redrhodie]

Dear MarkAnthony (and all other 1st time posters who are really here to sell flowers),

This is not the right place for that. If your advertising budget is so minuscule that you think infiltrating this forum is a good idea, I can only imagine what your shrivelled bouquets look like.

[carpaltunnel]

Dear fellow Cubeville dweller:

So you've mastered the art of doing nothing and our "managers" aren't smart enough to figure it out. Guess what: the rest of us are shouldering the extra load to keep you in a pay check. Don't wander around talking to us endlessly in your bellowing voice. It disturbs not only your victim but the whole area, and believe me, you aren't as well liked as you imagine you are. We understand that you're only talking to us to kill time, and as soon as your lunch time arrives, your monologue ends so you can leave.

While your'e at lunch, we're trying to get caught up, bozo.

[firenze11]

Dear fellow Cubeville dweller:

So you've mastered the art of doing nothing and our "managers" aren't smart enough to figure it out. Guess what: the rest of us are shouldering the extra load to keep you in a pay check. Don't wander around talking to us endlessly in your bellowing voice. It disturbs not only your victim but the whole area, and believe me, you aren't as well liked as you imagine you are. We understand that you're only talking to us to kill time, and as soon as your lunch time arrives, your monologue ends so you can leave.

While your'e at lunch, we're trying to get caught up, bozo.

I was listening to CBC radio the other day and they were talking about "strategic incompetence" at work. Sounds like you might have a case of that here.

[deedolce]

Dear Cupid,
I'm emailing with a very steady, nice sounding man, who is into cycling as much as I am, if not more. Please make sure I don't weird out/retreat/freak out and do all those things I've done in the past. Please let him NOT have serious issues/baggage/problems and be capable of a relationship.

Yours truly,
Me

[KnottedYet]

good luck, DeeDolce!