uh huh...well, I guess this explains why they squirt when I slice them

After the BIG OIL MAN left, Cousin Pearl went rushing over to Jed's cabin and said "Jed, did you get snookered?" Mr. Silver got snookered

It makes total sense now

Ironically, I was looking for Fuji Apples, but they didn't have Fugi's...and these are way too small to be Fugi's.

Never thought I'd have to read the label on APPLES...caveat emptor