Brandy--LOL!

Dear Legalized Honduran Drywall Worker,

Thank you for always being so prompt in returning my calls. You are usually on the job within an hour or, at the latest, the next day. You are always so cheerful and willing to work the job to meet my specifications. You are also very fair in your price. You and your crew rarely leave for breaks and I was quite entertained to watch you dig the microwave out of your trunk, plug it into a receptacle in the garage and nuke your tortillas for lunch. Now if only you could learn to like my large furkids.

Signed,
Drywall Dame