Dear member of the local elite riding club here in Orlando,
Just because I am a). have been working in the LBS for 3 months and fairly new to this b). do not have the same relationship with you as you have with my manager and the worst of it c). A GIRL!! does NOT mean you need to patronize me and talk to me as if I know nothing!! I know a lot about this business and am proud to say that I am still learning! Don't go directly over my head and talk to my manager and then treat him like crap as well!! Yeah, so you ride for an elite road club, but I find it mighty funny that you come in and don't even change your own tires and tubes, or can't find out why your front derailleur won't change when all it is, is that the cable has stretched. STOP TREATING ME LIKE I'M A KNOW NOTHING LITTLE 4 YEAR OLD GIRL!!! And even if I were, stop it! Your lucky you even get a % off of stuff (which is darn about to change 'cause our OWNER hates the way you treat us). We bust our butts for you and you still treat us like crap. I just want a little respect and thanks. Yeah, so I'm a girl. Get over it. I've know a lot and if I don't know something, you bet I'm gonna find out how it works. STOP TREATING ME LIKE CRAP AND MY COWORKERS LIKE CRAP AS WELL!!!!!

Dear so and so:
Please get shadon a job! I've been there and it stinks and during this time, it would be nice to have an income.