I especially liked the part where the dog owner is trying to prove it is the cyclist's fault for hitting her dog, and she asks, "Well, if I was backing out of my driveway and he hit me (as he's going by on the road) wouldn't that be his fault?"
No, dingleberry, it'd be YOUR fault for backing into traffic!
Sheesh...
Edit: ooh, Froglegs, we had the same thought at the same time!