Here's mine:
1. Quit falling on the mtb.
2. Quit tearing up the computer after I fall on the mtb.
3. Remember to write down my mileage in my little pink book before my
computer tears up.
4. Ride through the winter.
5. Beat the Madone on hills.
6. Do a metric century by May.
7. Learn how to pronounce Etxe Ondo and splurge on the stuff.