Quote Originally Posted by boy in a kilt View Post
Right calf: tattoo
left calf: skin graft. surgery scar from having my left leg put back together, teeth marks from a dog (faded considerably after 20 years), scars I'm not entirely clear on how I got.

But oddly enough, no hair on the outside of my calves and I don't shave my legs at the moment.
What happened to your calf, boy in a kilt?