anyone have a german bar maid outfit?

[Brandi]

See what you can find at the thrift store, you might get lucky
(you might get lucky wearing that outfit too )

I could wear a baggy clown outfit and still get lucky with my husband. And this is a good thing he had probalems there for a while. High blood pressure. It doesn't take much any more for me to get lucky.

[teigyr]

I could wear a baggy clown outfit and still get lucky with my husband.

This image scares me. Clowns scare me. Clowns doing, er, activities really scare me but quite frankly that thought had never dawned on me before.

On the bright side, I'm glad he's doing better

[Brandi]

This image scares me. Clowns scare me. Clowns doing, er, activities really scare me but quite frankly that thought had never dawned on me before.

On the bright side, I'm glad he's doing better

I wouldn't have the makeup on! Just the clothes. Ok if I was wearing a potatoe sack I would still get lucky! Is that better? Less scary?

[teigyr]

Better

Potato sack could be shabby chic. I bet you though that there IS a website devoted to clown antics. The internets have everything.