Boob-related hijack:

Son (13) and I were going on a trip, and he noticed the list of items to pack in my PDA. One of them was abbreviated: OTSBH. He said, "What's that?"

"The OTSBH? That's an Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder."

I waited and waited and waited for it to sink in and when it finally did he said, "You are a sick woman."

Karen