Yesterday when I was riding through a construction zone cattle shoot in a 25mph zone, going 26mph, a lady in a car zoomed up next to me, slowed and shouted "YOU'RE RIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!" I had to respond, "YOU'RE SPEEDING IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE!" She had to stop at a red light, rolled up her window and in my ignorant mood I passed her and pulled in front of her and waited for the light to change.
When it turned green, I took off in the middle of the lane and was right behind a big truck going 25mph. The lady was right on my butt, I deserved it.

Well, I hit a bad crack in the road, I heard a LOUD BANG and my back tire was wobbling like crazy and locked up. I pulled to a median, looked at my tires, and they were both fine. BUT my salad and granola that WERE bungeed to my rack were missing along with the bungee.

The bungee was wrapped in the chain and drive train of my bike. The salad and granola were being windshield wipered off the lady's windshield who had been riding on my tail. I cut the bungee out of my chain and laughed the rest of the way to work. Lucky day, maybe anger management is a good idea?