From velonews:

Team Amici Veloci has tested positive for obscene amounts of chocolate in their bloodstream. D I C K Pound is furiously searching the rule book to find out what he can charge them with, as he is sure chocolate is a performance enhancing substance.

Greg Lemond has stated he knew all along AV had "a chocolate problem" but had hoped they had gotten it under control.

Lance Armstrong was busy touring Scharffen-Berger and could not comment.

Floyd Landis declared AV innocent, as he wiped a drizzle of dark chocky off his chin.