Dear So and So

[Veronica]

Dear Fire Marshall;

I want to know if you will be measuring the surface area of my classroom walls to determine if I have more than 50% of them covered?

[mimitabby]

um, Veronica is on a roll!


Dear Self
bright yellow shells DO NOT protect you from the rain.
If there is even a SLIGHT chance of rain on your commute, CARRY a RAINcoat.
you have a good one.

Thank you.

[Zen]

Dear Drunk Man In Truck,

If you don't want to spill your beer, don't mess with Veronica. She carries dog spray. Which also works on vermin, I mean humans.

[kiwi girl]

Dear person who stole the computer and front light off my bike while it was parked outside the gym

What do you intend doing with a cycle computer without the wires?
What do you intend doing with a front bike light without the bit that attaches it to the bike?
Why did you put me in a position of having to choose between pushing my bike home (about a 45 minute walk , including through some dodgy areas) or riding in the dark without a light?

[crazycanuck]

Dear Flu.

Go away I'm tired of hacking & coughing plus it's hurting my head.

Go away flu, go away..shoo!

C

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Dear person who stole the computer and front light off my bike while it was parked outside the gym

What do you intend doing with a cycle computer without the wires?
What do you intend doing with a front bike light without the bit that attaches it to the bike?
Why did you put me in a position of having to choose between pushing my bike home (about a 45 minute walk , including through some dodgy areas) or riding in the dark without a light?

That's like the person who stole ONE glove from my helmet once. They didn't notice the other glove that was cushioning my frame against the metal pole, so they didn't get THAT glove. So...what the heck are you going to do with ONE GLOVE?? Ruined a brand new pair I had JUST BOUGHT. I figured it was a teenager. Obviously whoever stole your computer has no idea how they actually work.
When I lock my bike up outside a place, I now take my helmet, gloves, the main part of my bike computer which snaps on and off easily enough (because clueless kids would find it too easy and tempting even though it won't work without all the other parts), and my dog pepper spray (partly because I don't want to get sued if some kid sprays themselves while I'm not there!), and my lock key of course. At least I can toss it all into my helmet and carry it inside with me. The things we have to do.....

[Trek420]

Dear Drunk Man and/or Moronic Teenagers with or without their parents nearby in truck,

Don't mess with Veronica. She will catch up with you on her bike.

Don't bother with that hill, it won't slow her down.

Don't try to outrun her, she has a longer range than your car/truck/SUV.

And good luck when she catches you.

Classrooms full of kids, buildings full of administrators, nothing stops her. She's a teacher and she's taking you to school

Dear CWR,

I am worried. Any direct e-mail. or suspected forwarded from this jerk needs to be forwarded to "abuse@put_in_the_name_of your isp.com".

They can get his account/accounts closed. Some people just should not have a computer

Let the police and security at your building know. This idiot needs to get a life and leave you alone.

[mtbdarby]

Dear Lord,
I'm having a tough day here. Both my doggies are sick and I see a large vet bill coming my way with no easy solution in sight. Keep me focused and help me to make the correct decisions....


Merrill Area Public School System and the County Health Department -
I just need the form for dc signed saying you gave my son his kindergarten physical. It's not my fault you lost your paperwork but dc will not let him come if you don't sign the bloody form! I understand mistakes happen but please do your best to remedy the situation before I go postal....

Me again Lord,
Please be with my gf Gina. Her dad committed suicide and left no note. She's a new mom and the family leans on her for support. She lives 3 hours away and I can't be with her personally so I'm doing my best via phone. Take care of her cuz she's gonna have a meltdown soon and her baby needs her too. Send her some understanding, compassion and lots of healing vibes.

[chickwhorips]

Thanks girls. I did email gmail and tell them about the email address. I haven't gotten anything yet this morning, so maybe they closed the email account. If not, he knows I tried to retrieve his password for it so he knows I'm not stupid.

All I want is him out of my life. I'm starting to wonder if that's to much to ask for. And what do you do when the person who is harassing you is about 800 miles away by air?

[chickwhorips]

big hugs dar.

[Trek420]

Q: He's harassing you from 800 miles away by air yet he shows up at your work? I'd call the police.

Like I tell people who call to get their phone number changed "my safety concern is if they can't harass you remotely by phone, e-mail, will they show up at your door?"

He's shown up at the door.

Let the professionals take good care of him. or kit and x, kit knows where to hide the body

[mimitabby]

chick
not to be a pest, but can you see how serious these responses are to your situation? we're not kidding here.

[chickwhorips]

He happen to be flying through when he came into work. You have to fly through ANC to get to CDB.