Dear School Board:

Thank you so much for changing your policy regarding water related field trips one week before our field trip. I am sure that there are many legal issues involved. Now teachers need to check the ages of the life guards employed by the pool or water park? Of course you know that those places employ high schools students, not all the lifeguards will be 21 years old.

Why didn't you just have the guts to make the policy say what you really wanted? You don't want water related field trips. Just freakin' say so!

It was especially kind of you to change this policy after several schools had already made end of the year plans.

Idiots!