Banana keepers

[bikerbarb]

Two summers ago I went to a 3 day bike event by the Toronto Bicycling Club and they gave those away as door prizes. I didn't win one, but decided I had had to have one and they were only available in Canada. The shipping was a lot! But I actually love it for the fact that it works never realizing the implications of it! It keeps my bananas from getting pulverized!

[Kitsune06]

"Everybody be cool..this is a banana up"

C

Pulp fiction style...

JULES
Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're
gonna be like three Fonzies. And
what' Fonzie like?

No answer,
JULES
C'mon, what's Fonzie like?

YOLANDA
He's cool?

JULES
Correct-amundo! And that's what
we're gonna be, we're gonna be cool.

best movie ever

[nicole309]

Where do you put the battery??

This from the Banana Guard Website:

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

[nicole309]

Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.

[Xrayted]

So it's a one size fits all kinda thing? Hmmm, I dunno. That has never worked for me. I guess I'd have to be more precise and selective in choosing my bananas. Imagine standing there in the market with a tape measure and a protractor checking over the bananas. How many interesting stares do you think one would get?

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

...a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

(!!!!!!!)

[SouthernBelle]

Nothing worse than a traumatized banana.

[Pedal Wench]

"I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe."

[maillotpois]

Excellent, Pedal Wench!

[Mr. Bloom]

Imagine standing there in the market with a tape measure and a protractor checking over the bananas. How many interesting stares do you think one would get?

Well, it would be better than bringing one of those *&^%$ things into the grocery store to size your bananas!

[Starfish]

a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

Didn't that used to be called a cup?

[BikeMomma]

It keeps my bananas from getting pulverized!

Oh, I dunno', I think pulverizing bananas is loads of fun. Twice in one ride is even better.



in my best, most innocent Steve Earkel voice: "Did I say thaaaaaaat??!

Lending more decorum and class to this thread, of course........
~BikeMomma

[bmccasland]

Well, it would be better than bringing one of those *&^%$ things into the grocery store to size your bananas!

Well that's just what I was thinking. Must get the right size and all that.

oh my, (fans herself....)

[teigyr]

I'm just happy it prevents premature ripening. Nothing worse than a banana being done before you're ready for it

[mimitabby]

I'm just happy it prevents premature ripening. Nothing worse than a banana being done before you're ready for it

you're on a roll!