Banana keepers

[nicole309]

Where do you put the battery??

This from the Banana Guard Website:

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

[nicole309]

Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.

[Xrayted]

So it's a one size fits all kinda thing? Hmmm, I dunno. That has never worked for me. I guess I'd have to be more precise and selective in choosing my bananas. Imagine standing there in the market with a tape measure and a protractor checking over the bananas. How many interesting stares do you think one would get?

[Mr. Bloom]

Imagine standing there in the market with a tape measure and a protractor checking over the bananas. How many interesting stares do you think one would get?

Well, it would be better than bringing one of those *&^%$ things into the grocery store to size your bananas!

[bmccasland]

Well, it would be better than bringing one of those *&^%$ things into the grocery store to size your bananas!

Well that's just what I was thinking. Must get the right size and all that.

oh my, (fans herself....)

[teigyr]

I'm just happy it prevents premature ripening. Nothing worse than a banana being done before you're ready for it

[mimitabby]

I'm just happy it prevents premature ripening. Nothing worse than a banana being done before you're ready for it

you're on a roll!

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

...a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

(!!!!!!!)

[SouthernBelle]

Nothing worse than a traumatized banana.

[Pedal Wench]

"I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe."

[maillotpois]

Excellent, Pedal Wench!

[Starfish]

a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

Didn't that used to be called a cup?