And there's always making up big technical sounding terms for everyday things--here are a couple of my favorites: "cerebral flatulation" and "accidentally evacuating the legumes". (Can you figure out what common expressions these mean?)
EDIT: And how about, instead of saying somebody is a jerk, saying they're the third derivative of displacement (or second derivative of velocity)? Wow, this is bad. I may be a nerd, but I don't normally make physics jokes--usually they're more medical!
On a related note, instead of calling someone an @$$hole, they're an anal sphincter!
And then there's what one of my bio professors in college would say: "Feces occurs".
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05-20-2007, 04:15 PM #25
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