Quote Originally Posted by Starfish View Post
This isn't a real word, but when we were kids, a friend of mine used to hear our family talk about moral fiber. One day, she tried to say it and is came out: morbal fire.

I always felt that the weighty implication of something called "morbal fire" to be much more intriguing!
Nice--spoonerisms can make for a good laugh! That reminded me of one my mom did once: she meant to say "if the shoe fits" and it came out "if the foo sh!ts"!! We must have been cracking up for a good ten minutes after that one!