Any Starbuck's(coffee) Addicts?

[snapdragen]

I can't take Starbucks hipper than thou attitude.
Why do they make ordering a cup of coffee so complicated?
and why do they need to know my name?
I always make something up. I think I was Frank Zappa last time I was there.

I try my best to p!ss off the Sbux baristas by never using their cutesy names. They are stupid.

I was just thinking the other day - why do I give them my name so readily? Next time I'm gonna be Trixie.

//Peets asks for names too --- I shall be Francesca there.