Not much of a coffee drinker but when I do get a hankerin' I go to Dunkin' Donuts for a Latte Lite (and a sour creme donut)

The best chai in this town is from the Indian restaurant.

I can't take Starbucks hipper than thou attitude.
Why do they make ordering a cup of coffee so complicated?
and why do they need to know my name?
I always make something up. I think I was Frank Zappa last time I was there.