Bassoons don't fit on pannier racks

[farrellcollie]

I as you know most marching bands don't march bassoons, I.

I was so disappointed when I realized at the tender age of 14 that the song 76 Trombones had it all wrong:

There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons
Thundering, thundering, all along the way
Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons
Each bassoon having his big fat say