Take it somewhere out of town and have had a "mechanical" while on a long ride? (I'm grasping at straws....)

I really wish LBS's would "get" it. Mine does. They love my bikes. They're friendly. I buy them beer. They show me the cool stuff they're doing with their bikes. They used to not be this way - they've actually expanded a little (4 stores under 1 owner now), and have a *great* bunch of wrenches