I'm laughing my tail off- Hillnelly may be the best bike screen name I've seen in a long time. I totally understand the hillnelly state of being too, I'm there as well. It gets better, you'll attain full hill warrior princess status quicker than you think.
It's Mardi Gras here in New Orleans, where I was raised on "Dum vivamus vivamus" (Knights of Momus, God of night and satire. Or over the hill drunken frat boys, depending on how your husband is behaving). Is the -os ending a gender thing? I always wanted to take Latin. If that's the female gender spelling I need to fix it on Miss Bike.
If you need technique help, like struggling up those little hills, just ask, we're here for you. Cycling is one of the nice little enclaves where girls can get ancient and still look normal in day-glo spandex. Treasure it.

missliz