I was around too many swimmers in wet spandex. Does nothing for me and neither do the bike shorts.

That said --

You know, Aunt Jean might be right about her husband. In HIS mind he may have a thing for the woman at the bike shop and in HIS mind he may be strutting his stuff to show off, if he's so well-endowed he thinks he's gonna wow her.

Poor Aunt Jean.

Either way.

ETA: How many calls does somebody really make to the LBS? So many that it looks suspicious? Maybe, but my calls to the LBS aren't that frequent.

Of course, I can ask my questios here!