Darcy,
I'm with you. I think Aunt Jean has an overactive imagination.
Think of your typical bike shop employee. You think they're going to get
the hots for some old guy in tight shorts? heck, everyone going in and out of that store is wearing tight shorts.

that's pretty funny, but also sad. Aunt Jean needs to get a life. Too bad.
There are far too many aunt Jeans in the world, i know.