<Knot sits back in her leather armchair, puffs her pipe, adjusts her bifocals, smoothes down her tweed jacket, and waxes pedantic...>

Picking a car is like picking a bike. It's all about fit, function, and true love. Ride (I mean drive) a lot of makes and models, choose the components (I mean trim lines) that meet your needs and budget, and test drive, test drive, test drive.

And wear lycra...